Toronto Oxygenics laboratories have unveiled the world’s first gender-neutral low flow, high-pressure shower head. Not wanting the stereotypes of being labeled an overbearing boy - as a result of 54 powerful spray nozzles saturating every inch of your body; conversely, not succumbing to the maternal and nurturing feminine - doing its part in conserving our planets precious water supply. Storm has kicked up a ‘storm’ controversy from persnickety shower-goers across Canada.
Storm developers believe it unnecessary to brag about giving you 30% more water pressure compared to other rain showers and using up to 70% less water. Nor do they want people be lulled only by the luxurious pampering nature that leaves you clean and pretty.
It’s territory pioneered by Oxygenics and the Oxygenics family of showerheads. All proudly gender-confused.
Man or Woman? Boy or Girl? The debate continues and Storm is tight lipped and pleased by all the attention. It just wants to be in your home saving you water, energy and money. Name another child that does that?
[ With apologies to Kathy Witterick and David Stocker ]
the Toronto Star, which published the original story on Saturday
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20110526/genderless-baby-storm-110526/
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